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Good Boobs Vs. Bad Boobs

February10

Since yesterday was Mardi Gra and my friends were talking about all the boobs they had seen, I think it’s time to discuss good boobs vs. bad boobs. I spend a lot of time editing photos of half naked women, so I have seen my fair share of boobies, both good and bad, and I feel that I am somewhat a Breast Expert. That’s right, you must bow before my knowledge of boobs. Plus I have a set of my very own…Any how, lets start with:


Bad Boobs


This poor girl. She’s so pretty, obviously really young and has a horrible boob job. Her new boobs are 3″ too low, too far apart, at least a cup size too big for her frame and her nipples are staring off into space. $5,000 not very well spent.


Ouch!! I would be afraid to even touch these hound dogs! I don’t even need to point out how wrong these breast implants are, on so many levels.


Yep. Even guys can have bad boobs. And I don’t mean “bad” as in “good”, either. I hope this guy wears a sports bra when he runs. Oh wait, he obviously doesn’t run. hmm.


Not only does this chick, Catherine Bosley, have a yucky yucky boob job, she was also a news anchor in Youngstown who decided to get completely naked in a wet t-shirt contest. Great idea! She resigned once these pictures and the video surfaced. Any how, back to how bad her boobs are…Oh wait, you can see for yourself. GROSS!


This chick somehow managed to work out enough to have really big man pecs and then decided to implant boobs underneath them?! Looks pretty strange to me, but okee dokee…


This is not a natural shape for a boob. This isn’t even a natural shape for fake boobs! Why the hell is your boob flat on one side? Perhaps she had them propped up on a table top for too long or something…yuck.


Okay, apparently even skeletons are good candidates for breast implants! At 1st I felt bad because I thought that perhaps this women had some sort of medical condition. But then I thought about it and I know if I looked like this, I wouldn’t go out in public so scantily dressed (I wouldn’t do it anyways, but perhaps that’s just me…).

So there you have it. Bad boobs. Horrible, yucky boobs. Why, oh why, would someone pay a plastic surgeon thousand of dollars to look like this?! I don’t get it t all. Small boobs are WAY better then fake, round, plastic-feeling balls stuck on your chest. Small boobies are actually cute, but you know what they say, “The grass is always greener…”

Now, on to:


Good Boobs


This girl has perfect boobs. Perfecty in preportion to her body. Does she need a big rack hanging off of her chest to be sexy? Not bloody likely! (By the way, if you like her star pasties, you can score a pair at LaLaLingerie.com.)


This is a picture of porn queen Savannah and although her boobs are fake, they are definately good boobs. They fit her body and are perky without being too round.


Mmmmmm. Pizza! And good boobs too!


WOW! Look at that cleavage. Oh wait…that’s a babies butt…hmmm. I think I might be getting tired. Good night!

Oh, and the moral of the story is: You don’t need fake tits to be sexy. But, if you choose to get a boob job, do your research and find a genuinely talented plastic surgeon, not some hack handing out coupons in the paper.

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53 Comments to

“Good Boobs Vs. Bad Boobs”

  1. On February 10th, 2005 at 8:31 pm Surfing San Diego .com Says:

    Bad boobs? Yeh right! They’re all good except the ones of the black dude :D

  2. On February 11th, 2005 at 8:47 am piniyini Says:

    Wow! You really are a boob expert. I didnt even realise that the first boobs posted were bad as they were off the mark.

    Typical

  3. On February 11th, 2005 at 8:30 pm Anonymous Says:

    Could not agree with you more. Natural is the way to go.

  4. On February 12th, 2005 at 7:03 pm Anonymous Says:

    I have the nerve to say…..

    “Well This is not a natural shape for a boob”

    That angluar thing i think is quite cool, i dunno why but it gets my mind racing……!!!

    The “Naturals” are better, there cant but much better things in life than doing the washing, replying too e-mails, feeding and walking the dogs, cooking a feast for two, tweaking the website, replying to DP forum posts and generally sorting out shit, then getting side tracked by a blogg and finally snuggling into a fine natural pair of boobs!!!

  5. On February 12th, 2005 at 7:38 pm Surfing San Diego .com Says:

    Yikes … I just noticed that skelleton :eek:

  6. On February 13th, 2005 at 10:17 am Drunken Wench Rambler Says:

    Wow, that is one of the best analysis of the mammary gland that I have seen so far to date. Amazing, Summer, Amazing!

    Must admit I am a bad-titty owner (too far apart, nipples too dark, etc. etc.) but mine are real. For sure!! And you know what? I am going to keep ANY images of my boobies away from your dissection blog, for I will be gutted. Honestly gutted!!

    wow, but the bad boobs are nasty shit!

  7. On February 14th, 2005 at 11:13 am Shumpy Says:

    Summer,
    First off I wanted to say I like the blog. Keep up the good work. The “Good Boobs Vs. Bad Boobs” was pretty much on target.

    Now, I say put up or shut-up. You didn’t show/rate your own.

  8. On February 27th, 2005 at 11:36 pm Anonymous Says:

    i agree with shumpy. i also think boobs are good . i am a man who loves big, natural booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs.

  9. On February 27th, 2005 at 11:37 pm Anonymous Says:

    i agree with shumpy. i also think boobs are good . i am a man who loves boobs.

  10. On November 29th, 2005 at 4:19 pm Anonymous Says:

    Are you kidding? All of them there except the skeleton and the fat dude are great, especially the huge ones. What dude seriously wants a flat chick? Come on! I don’t care if they’re fake and look unnatural. Natural or not, big boobs rule, I don’t care how they look.

  11. On January 30th, 2006 at 10:00 pm Brainy Blonde Says:

    I disagree with the post above. Natural is always better. I think small and REAL always beats out big , but fake.

  12. On March 26th, 2006 at 8:41 pm TheVegasFlash Says:

    I couldn’t agree with you and your website more. I cannot understand what people see in fake boobs. Not only do they detract from the woman’s overall appearance, they feel fake, too. I just don’t get it. I love breasts, bigtime. But I would step over a woman with fake 38DD’s to be with a woman natural 32A’s.

  13. On April 12th, 2006 at 4:00 am Anonymous Says:

    ”This is not a natural shape for a boob”

    I think there are lotst of people wich do not like a natural shape, and so do I. I like the boobs of the first girl, and I am also a so called expert, although I have no boobs my self. I also like hard, big silicone boobs. But they must somehow look more or the less natural, but it is not a disaster that you can see that they are not real. Thats my opinion.

    Although I agreed with you that de boobs on for example Bosley are really bad.

  14. On April 12th, 2006 at 11:27 am Vicious Summer Says:

    Well, if you “do not like a natural shape”, you don’t like boobs. You like porn star implants. To each their own! Some people also prefer amputees to women with two legs. I think you would fall pretty close to that catagory ;)…haha

  15. On May 10th, 2006 at 11:23 pm COsby Says:

    We have a thread on our forum that this reminded me of Basically we just go around free photo sites and post the best pics

  16. On June 8th, 2006 at 2:14 am cat Says:

    This website sends a nice message to girls who are natural, but provides a very biased outlook on the subject.

    So many forums on the web, on this topic, fail to remember that men’s opinions on female body parts range from each other, AND they’re usually very open-minded to different breast types.

    Men who say to get ‘turned on’ by only one type of breast type, usually big and perky being the case, are either conforming to what the media shove in your faces nowdays to come across ‘real men’, or are actually being very genuine – but the genuine men, i imagine, are in the smallest minority.

    Being a girl of 17, with 34AA breasts and a small frame, I hate the way the media only emphasise on one breast type now – the big, volumptuous fake, silicone pumped ones. But breasts are following trends, when Kate Moss was in in the 1990’s, men doted on her – reguardless of the fact she is not at all ‘gifted’ there.

    Most men see breasts as just another body part, as we see men’s legs, pecks, stomachs.. us, as women wouldn’t be so narrow-minded if a man was absent from how we percieved a perfect man’s body to look – hell, half of us have probably not even been that shallow as to dream up a perfect man!

    Men are just the same as us, but by many women, they are percieved as being some sexist, dumb, conforming, narrow-minded freaks. Some men may act that way when with their friends, but deep down, the ones worth caring about, don’t mean it.

    I think this website is good in some cases for swaying women away from having plastic breasts, but it also offends women who have had it done for any particular reason.

    Cat

    PS. Girls and guys, you may want to check this site out. To sway you all away from making the descision to have the op, and to sway some guys away from encouraging girls to have it:

    http://www.paulkienitz.net/no-implants.html

  17. On August 15th, 2006 at 6:55 am Anonymous Says:

    I hardly wait for the day when people will realize how bad fake boobs are.

    They are ugly, distracting and unnatural. Having no boobs is way better than having two 20 pound jugs hanging under your neck.

  18. On August 30th, 2006 at 6:20 pm Maxi Murdok Says:

    YAY – wonderful post. As a boobologist myself I was VERY IMPRESSED. And the post was done on my birthday, which is how I found you – amazingly enough I wasn’t searching for boobs!

    If you like, please pop by http://www.maxmurdok.com and say hello – meet me, see a few cans, laugh maybe… ahhh, I dunno.

    Thanx for this. Good sctuff.

    -maxi

  19. On September 10th, 2006 at 5:16 pm Anonymous Says:

    would like to see your boobs summer, you are looking really nice ;)

  20. On February 13th, 2007 at 12:31 pm Anonymous Says:

    i love this site…i tried starting one like this a year ago…but yours is better

  21. On February 23rd, 2007 at 11:43 am Anonymous Says:

    I think the first pair aren’t bad boobs, but the rest are bad definetly. Well analyzed.

  22. On March 6th, 2007 at 9:25 pm James Says:

    Am I the only guy that doesn’t really like large breasts, real or fake? They always sag too much for my taste, and its no good if they don’t mostly fit in your hand…

  23. On March 8th, 2007 at 11:37 am Anonymous Says:

    Men who like big boobs always seem to be really immature. They’re usually American actually and we all know how obese they are over there.

  24. On March 30th, 2007 at 10:13 pm Anonymous Says:

    I just dont get why women would want to get fake boobs. Jeez, no matter how small you think your boobs are, there’s alway someone with smaller ones. And some guys like small boobs! As long as their real.

  25. On April 16th, 2007 at 10:03 am Anonymous Says:

    all you care about is the boobs, you don’t care about the real person.

  26. On April 29th, 2007 at 6:35 am Anonymous Says:

    This has been the subject of debate for the better part of oh…9 to 10 years among my friends and I. While it is nice to lift up a shirt a be greeted by two bouncing C’s/Larger B’s it’s also a very satisfying thing to have a rack that ‘fits’. Personally enough to fill the hands is perfect. But seeing as how this is a totally opinion based subject i think ill just stick to wasting my time with my friends and not on the internet…(too late)

  27. On June 24th, 2007 at 10:35 pm Anonymous Says:

    The only bad boobs are the fake ones.
    Only the REAL mccoy will do, big or small.
    Plastic boobs suck.
    Ladies don’t hack up your body.

  28. On July 4th, 2007 at 2:36 pm Anonymous Says:

    Wow. That’s quite the analysis. Good job.

  29. On August 1st, 2007 at 3:00 pm Anonymous Says:

    is that skeleton thing a real person
    its not her boonbs, its her body!
    thats GROSS

  30. On September 8th, 2007 at 11:00 pm Anonymous Says:

    Wow–those “good boobs” are some SERIOUSLY good boobs! It’s a crime to see G-d’s beautiful work undone. I understand wanting to do something with seriously misshapen boobs, but too small? Rarely an issue. If it is, FIND A NEW GUY! In my experience, men who love the big, fake boobs are rarely either educated past the sixth grade, or what you would call, let’s say, ACTUALLY experienced.

  31. On October 23rd, 2007 at 1:37 am Richard Says:

    Well I have got to say that was interesting !! I might just add that I LOVE SMALL boobs. They dont sag to much and they look so sexy. just enough to fit in your hand is good enough. keep up the good work!

  32. On November 10th, 2007 at 9:37 pm Christine Says:

    This is an awesome post.

  33. On November 30th, 2007 at 4:41 pm piqme Says:

    I’m glad to see this posting. I’ve known people how worked at a show bar and got to know the girls there. They
    were very sweet women but I saw some poorly done boob jobs. Fortunately non of the regular girls had boob jobs, but considering how sweet the girls are I’d have problem telling the girl
    the work which was done; wasn’t done well.
    Natural IS BETTER!!!
    I find women are more concerned with size of boobs then guys are, they are simply a fun gland to play with no matter what size!

  34. On December 7th, 2007 at 4:42 pm Anonymous Says:

    Smaller boobs are sooo much better for 3 reasons;….

    1) they stay pert, and dont sag

    2) when u take her bra off the boobs still look good!

    3)if her boobs are smaller, its likely that she has a slimmer, hotter body.

  35. On December 19th, 2007 at 4:10 am Anonymous Says:

    so true that natural boob are better, i have dated women with natural ones……….nice…………… dated women with fake ones…….. perhaps the women liked having bigger boobs but the downside is huge, they feel fake, and even worse is the attitude change of a woman with natural “b”s getting “D” implants. ladies PLEEEZE keep um real, most real men will love you with “aa” cups if you are fun and have a good attitude. if a man only loves you cause you have big boobs i suggest HE is a big BOOB.

  36. On December 19th, 2007 at 4:15 am Anonymous Says:

    ladies keep um real, fake ones usually go with fake atttitudes. had real a cups (she was great) had fake c cups (she was ok) had b cups made into DD she was a mental case.

    Pleeeezzzeee keep them real, most real men will enjoy you as God made you.

  37. On March 20th, 2008 at 6:56 pm Anonymous Says:

    I am a guy and all those natural “small” ones are much much better than the huge fake ones.

  38. On April 4th, 2008 at 11:07 am Anonymous Says:

    i know i love the real thing and its not all about the boobs it can be about the way her face looks and her body figure lik skiny or fat. i love the real thing

  39. On July 12th, 2008 at 10:38 pm Anonymous Says:

    I love this :)
    Me being the size of 32A i’ve always been so concious about my boobs, but then i realized if guys really care about you they wont care about your boobs, they’ll like you for you :)

  40. On July 27th, 2008 at 2:54 am Anonymous Says:

    Fake boobs don’t tell the world what these girls think they do.

    They don’t say “look, I’m sexy.” They say “look, I’m a shallow bimbo.”

    Fake boobs SUCK. My wife is very pretty with perfectly shaped small breasts. 100% Natural. 100% genuine!

  41. On December 20th, 2008 at 9:18 am Anonymous Says:

    so yea.. i notice that all the “good boobs” pic were all rather small… i know plenty of lady’s that have ample boobs and are real.. i think you just have a problem with the size of you own

  42. On August 26th, 2009 at 10:13 pm Goddammit. Says:

    Guys, really? I mean, seriously? All of you saying small boobs are better, without considering REAL large breasts – gtfo. I have natural 34Ds and I don’t appreciate seeing all of the comments that put my breasts down. I understand that it’s a discussion about boobs, I do. But really? It’s completely unnecessary for you all to say that larger breasts are “saggy,” just as it is rude to say that a woman with smaller ones is “flat as a board.” It’s insulting. Could you try not be shallow-minded douchebags for once? [This is mostly towards the Anon who said girls with smaller breasts have “hotter” bodies. Fuck off, dude.]

    And yeah, I’m aware this shit was posted two years ago. I don’t care. It needed to be said.

  43. On August 28th, 2009 at 9:22 pm Adam Cool guy booby man Says:

    i have a penis…

  44. On September 26th, 2010 at 1:29 pm Bigboobbetty Says:

    I couldn’t agree more… BUT WHAT ABOUT BIG NATURAL BOOBS! :) Natural is the best but you didn’t represent the big ones. All the photo’s are of smaller boobs. Gotta show those NATURAL 34DD’s :p

  45. On December 3rd, 2010 at 11:01 am AJAY Says:

    I FULLY DISAGREE WITH THIS TYPE OF ARTIFICIAL BOOBS. MEANS THERE IS NO COMPRISION OF NATURAL ONE.

  46. On April 10th, 2011 at 12:49 pm Jeff Says:

    Fake boobs suck period.
    They don`t look real or natural, they don`t bounce and jiggle right (usually not at all), they don`t hang right, nipples might have less sensitivity after a boob job as well (sucks for the girl AND the guy trying to turn her on), fake boobs often have creases/wrinkles on the sides (ugly, and that`s on top of them being ugly in the 1st place!). I LOVE jiggle and bounce, be it up and down or shimmying side to side …fake boobs don`t do that right AT ALL. If by some chance a girl gets a good boob job to where they look ok, they sure won`t pass the jiggle test, and they won`t feel real either. I want to feel real, not man made synthetic barbie boobs! Small but real ANYDAY over big and fake! Besides all that, it`s the attitude I don`t like. Like ‘Now that I got big boobs, guys are gonna drool over me’. NOT! Not at all, they get no looks or credit from me! More like a massive turnoff and disrespect.
    Fake boobs are ugly, a big turnoff, and just suck period. Pamela Anderson was SOO much hotter earlier in her career when she was ‘natural’!!! (and any woman for that matter). Leann Rimes is stupid, she just RUINED herself. She was cute and pretty hot before she got hooked up with her boytoy (dumbass typical male mentality) who convinced her she needed one. She absolutely didn`t as she had cute smaller ones.

  47. On April 27th, 2011 at 10:53 pm annonymous Says:

    i’d realy like to see your boobs, i’ll stop by some other time for that. Well for now you’ve done a real good job and i feel u deserve an award

  48. On July 2nd, 2011 at 11:02 am anya Says:

    Well…Big or Small Boob is the gift from God. And what we have in our body is for a reason. Some body might dont like something in their body like small boob but everything in you are might be beautiful for someone.
    Blessing to all of you.
    stay beautiful always

  49. On September 23rd, 2011 at 12:39 am Dani Says:

    I can understand what everyone is saying but I am a 32d and I am so unhappy, I was bullied all thru my senior years because I was smaller than everyone else. I am petite but quite tall so my boobs always looked smaller because of my height. I’m torn as to whether I want surgery because after 5 years of severe bullying and constant insults I just want to be happy and not have to worry any longer. It effects my life on a daily basis I can’t go swimming and I torture my boyfriend if he ever even looks at a girl with bigger boobs than me. I wish I could be a stronger person and stay natural but I think I am a lost cause. Oh and it’s not so that I can flash them about it’s so that I can look myself in the mirror and not feel sick. However I do believe if u do have small boobs but are quite happy then good for u and I wish I could be the same way. I hope not to offend anyone

    Dani

  50. On February 7th, 2012 at 1:51 pm RAPHAEL Says:

    i liked the good boobs too.

  51. On April 27th, 2012 at 1:16 am Marie Says:

    I agree with this. I’d never, ever want unmoving bowling balls as boobs. If I had naturally small boobs, I’d just keep them. At least I wouldn’t have to worry as much about saggyness, right? And there are guys out there who prefer small ones. I think it’s acceptable to get your boobs enlarged as long as you’re doing it to feel more confident, but I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. Natural boobs are a lot better in my opinion, no matter what size they are. With that said, I’ll just add that there are days when I absolutely hate everything about my boobs, and then there are days when I’m not bothered by them at all, just like with other parts of my body. I think this might apply to other women as well.

  52. On September 14th, 2012 at 11:43 pm J Says:

    All of this talk about size, and fake boobs being shit, but no one has stopped to consider that some women need implants in order to correct their breasts after weight loss or pregnancy.

    Weight loss and pregnancy can lead to horrid, wrinkly breasts that look like they belong on 80-year-old women, regardless of size, and implants are about the only way to deal with that humiliation.

  53. On July 28th, 2013 at 4:36 am gabriel Says:

    can you guys get teenager bobbs on the web site

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